Would anyone be willing to eat this?

I just invented new type of cuisine and have yet to test this on some of my friends. The appetizer is a fruit and shrimp bowl with fried gs in date and fig purees. The shrimp are in the purees along with bits of griled salmon. Main course: shredded grilled steak in drizzed avocado sauce along with mussel stew with chunks of sweet mango grilled lobster in it and pizza crust dippers that can be dipped into sour yogurt, squid ink, tomato puree, cheese chocolate, or the soup itself. The dessert is chocolate pasta and chocolate roast chicken strips and vanilla-sour cream. Will anyone be willing to eat this?